Riddles

It has no legs…but it always walks.

What is it?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

At night they come…without being fetched.
And by day they disappear…without being stolen.

What are they?

What flies and wobbles?

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

What stands up when we lie down…and lie down when we stand up?

I’m alive but as cold as death.
I’m never thirsty but I drink all the time.

What am I?

What do you get if you cross a cockerel and a poodle?

Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?

Where would be the best place to weigh a whale?

Why is getting up at four in the morning like a pig’s tail?

What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?

What’s blue and square?

What’s black and cool?

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?

What do sea monsters eat?

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Why was the duck flying upside down?

What’s the best way to catch a monkey?

How do you make a chocolate omelette?