I’ll have fish and chips please

A man went into a library. He walked up to the woman at the desk and said,
“I’ll have fish and chips, please!”
The woman whispered back, “This is a library!”
“Oh…I’m sorry,” said the man. Then he added, very quietly, “I’ll have fish and chips please.”

If you’d like to get hold of my books, you’ll find details of some of them below…

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The Woodcutter and the Bear

Illustrated by Bill Bolton

Published in 2001 by Rigby

A short play featuring three trolls and a very big bear. For 5-6 year olds.

Headfirst into the Porridge

Headfirst into the Porridge

Illustrated by Carla Daly

Published in 2001 by Rigby

A funny traditional story with bold, lively illustrations. A husband and wife swap places for a day. For 5-6 year olds.

Silly Stories from Here, There and Everywhere

Silly Stories from Here, There and Everywhere

Illustrated by Eric Smith, Brett Hudson, Nick Schon

Published in 2000 by Heinemann

Three traditional stories full of fun. One from India, one from Brazil, and one from Ireland. For 6-8 year olds.


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