I’ll have fish and chips please

A man went into a library. He walked up to the woman at the desk and said,
“I’ll have fish and chips, please!”
The woman whispered back, “This is a library!”
“Oh…I’m sorry,” said the man. Then he added, very quietly, “I’ll have fish and chips please.”

If you’d like to get hold of my books, you’ll find details of some of them below…

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The Stone Cutter

Illustrated by Serena Curmi

Published in 2005 by Collins Big Cat

Beautifully illustrated retelling of a poetic traditional tale from Japan. For 6-7 year olds.

Mojo and Weezer and the Funny Thing

Mojo and Weeza and the Funny Thing

Illustrated by Julian Mosedale

Published in 2005 by Collins Big Cat

The jokey adventure of a pair of monkeys who find an umbrella and do not know how to use it. For children just beginning to read.

Boing!

Boing!

Illustrated by Bruce Ingman

Published in 2004 by Walker Books

A bouncing, colourful, picture-book full of fun. For 3-6 year olds. Pictures by award-winning illustrator Bruce Ingman.

A triumph that will be enjoyed by everyone ‘Books For Keeps’.

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Skin Deep

Published in 2004 by Puffin

A collection of short stories on the subject of racism edited by Tony Bradman. Featuring Sean Taylor’s story “Smoke”. For 12-14 year olds.

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The Genie of the Bottle Bank

Illustrated by Ella Okstad

Published in 2004 by Ginn

Arthur drops an old bottle into the bottle bank, and a Genie comes out. He wishes that his dad would build him a tree-house, but his dad is terrified of heights. Is the Genie able to make his wish come true? For 7-9 year olds.

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The Huge and Horrible Beast

Illustrated by Tim Archbold

Published in 2003 by Oxford University Press

Four folktales about the wise and the foolish. One from Brazil, one from India, one from Central Africa, and one from Tibet. For 7-9 year olds.

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Carnival King

Illustrated by Emma Shaw Smith

Published in 2003 by Oxford University Press

A lively story based on the childhood of one of Brazil’s great samba musicians – Cartola. Set in the Mangueira favela in Rio de Janeiro and based on research involving Cartola’s wife and family. For 8-11 year olds.

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Alligator Swamp

Illustrated by Neil Chapman

Published in 2003 by Pearson Longman

A novel for 8-11 year olds.  When Ant travels to a farm owned by a relative, he gets caught up in a tense mystery involving piranha-fish-infested rivers, guns and illegal traffickers of animal skins.  An eco-adventure set in the swamplands of western Brazil.

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Small Bad Wolf

Illustrated by Jan Lewis

Published in 2003 by Kingfisher

A comic easy-reader. The Small Bad Wolf’s father sets out to teach him how to become a Big Bad wolf. But the Small Bad Wolf ends up being hit on the head with a frying pan, chased by a very large pig, and having to dress up as an old lady. For 5-7 year olds.

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Brer Rabbit’s Trickbag

Illustrated by Dave McTaggart

Published in 2002 by Oxford University Press

Retellings of four funny tales about the bright-eyed Afro-American trickster. Based on stories first written down by Joel Chandler Harris at the end of the nineteenth century. For 6-8 year olds.